Tech house, the death rattle of civilised society, has never really been known for being the most inclusive of genres, but even so Muzik Events have really gone above and beyond. By our count, since 2016 they’ve booked three women, meaning that Solardo have played more than every woman combined.

That’s it. That’s the joke. Women Allergy Club are gonna take the rest of the week off and cry into our pillows as a tech house remix of Born Slippy echoes through our minds. Laters!