Flexout Audio are flexing a textbook case of womanitis, booking two women to make their 16 men look more inclusive!
Fun fact: if you book two women, you can completely avoid criticism that you’ve only booked one woman, while still keeping your allergies in check!
An open air concert series started after a crowdfunding campaign raised over £57k to bring live events back to Crystal Palace Bowl is bringing back a taste of the good old days by:
Failing to recognise that women or non-binary people exist
Booking Supertramp
Which of these is the bigger crime? You decide!
Not even gonna count the artists on this one to save my mental health.
Top tip: Want to add a woman to your lineup as it seems to be the fashionable thing to do, but you don’t know any? Just book Flava D, problem solved!
Please note that this page stans Flava D, we’re just calling out anyone that stops at her when booking artists that aren’t men
Liverpool’s finest - 51 men, nine women. Someone’s got a case of the sniffles!
Special shout out for having 11 MCs of which one (1) isn’t a man. Great work lads!
Hospitality in the Woods
Artists: 115 men, 27 women
Please show London Elektricity some support for his severe allergy to women.
Since the announcement that music events will finally be allowed to continue this summer, it’s come to our attention that there’s been a concerning rise in a new allergy we are calling womanitis. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
We’ve started this blog to raise awareness of this debilitating condition in the hope that one day we may find a cure.
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