Same shit, different year – Women Allergy Club are back, bitches! We thought we’d kick things off with an end of year recap from Manchester’s Joshua Brooks, under new management since the pandemic.

Aforementioned new management have taken to their alphabetti spaghetti to book a wealth of arists for 2021, including LJ, LSB, DLR, and DRS. Brilliant!

Three letters that come to our mind when looking at their bookings are S, I, and X, since six is the number of women they’ve had play in an entire year of running a nightclub (minus six months of lockdown). There’s always 2022, eh guys?

Hospitality are back at it again, this time with a Brummy BBQ Bonanza! We’re not quite sure what it is with DnB promoters and BBQs, but it seems like this is gonna be a sausage party in more ways than one!

Moovin Festival are having a 1-day warmup mini festival barn party before the main event (linup TBA). The fact that we can only count two women on the lineup nonwithstanding, the branding for this is truly excellent. They really are moovin mad (geddit?)

At least there’s Vibes eh?

When the prime minister announced the easing of coronavirus restrictions last spring, he probably did so with the hope that somebody would book Uncle Dugs to play a brunch gig with a load of free fried chicken. In that sense, DnB Brunch are just doing what comes naturally. Unfortunately, what also comes naturally to DnB promoters seems to be trying their very best to not book any women when they could book Uncle Dugs instead.

We’ve counted one woman booked out of the five events they’ve booked for the next two months. Did we mention Uncle Dugs will be there though?

Project 72 has possibly the most severe case we’ve seen. Booking 114 men, we’ve counted a grand total of…

seven women!

Make sure Project 72 have an epi pen to hand, having allergies this bad brings a severe risk of anaphylaxis. And if anyone was to fall ill, we can’t imagine Pontins really being the place to be.

Flexout Audio are flexing a textbook case of womanitis, booking two women to make their 16 men look more inclusive!

Fun fact: if you book two women, you can completely avoid criticism that you’ve only booked one woman, while still keeping your allergies in check!

Liverpool’s finest - 51 men, nine women. Someone’s got a case of the sniffles!

Special shout out for having 11 MCs of which one (1) isn’t a man. Great work lads!

Acts: 69

Acts with at least one person who’s not a man: 5

Hospitality in the Woods

Artists: 115 men, 27 women

Please show London Elektricity some support for his severe allergy to women.