April 5, 2021
Project 72 Weekender

Project 72 has possibly the most severe case we’ve seen. Booking 114 men, we’ve counted a grand total of…

seven women!

Make sure Project 72 have an epi pen to hand, having allergies this bad brings a severe risk of anaphylaxis. And if anyone was to fall ill, we can’t imagine Pontins really being the place to be.

9:34pm
Filed under: drum and bass festivals 
April 5, 2021
South Facing Festival

An open air concert series started after a crowdfunding campaign raised over £57k to bring live events back to Crystal Palace Bowl is bringing back a taste of the good old days by:

  1. Failing to recognise that women or non-binary people exist

  2. Booking Supertramp

Which of these is the bigger crime? You decide!

4:34pm
Filed under: festivals 
April 5, 2021
Kendal Calling

Not even gonna count the artists on this one to save my mental health.

Top tip: Want to add a woman to your lineup as it seems to be the fashionable thing to do, but you don’t know any? Just book Flava D, problem solved!

Please note that this page stans Flava D, we’re just calling out anyone that stops at her when booking artists that aren’t men

1:50pm
Filed under: festivals 
April 5, 2021
The One in the Woods Festival

Liverpool’s finest - 51 men, nine women. Someone’s got a case of the sniffles!

Special shout out for having 11 MCs of which one (1) isn’t a man. Great work lads!

April 4, 2021
Tearout Festival

Acts: 69

Acts with at least one person who’s not a man: 5

3:50pm
Filed under: drum and bass festivals 
April 4, 2021

Hospitality in the Woods

Artists: 115 men, 27 women

Please show London Elektricity some support for his severe allergy to women.