Made in Leeds fest are trying their very best to draw ire from Women Allergy Club, not just by booking two women to thirteen men, but also by having one of those men be Tom Zanetti.

Hilariously, they’ve also managed to get a sponsorship deal from a vape company that can, no joke, give you 50% off a vape with the code MILF50. Presumaby that comes with flavour cartridges of Lynx Africa and MCAT?

Moovin Festival are having a 1-day warmup mini festival barn party before the main event (linup TBA). The fact that we can only count two women on the lineup nonwithstanding, the branding for this is truly excellent. They really are moovin mad (geddit?)

At least there’s Vibes eh?

Manchester promoters Off Beat have been putting parties on for five years, have started a label with two releases, and their mix series is currently on issue 9. How many women have they booked?

One (last week, b2b with a man).

Gentle reminder that these posts are meant to be a smack on the bum and not a call to dogpile promoters. Thanks to everyone who sent this one in!